Top 10 Reasons to Skip Work and Go See Transformers 2

As we all know, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen opens this week. If you are a true fanboy, you’ll skip work and go see the flick at the afternoon showing. If you feel like you can’t skip work to go see a movie, here are ten reasons that will hopefully persuade you to play sick for the afternoon:

10: Fred Jones is in it. Not really, but legendary voice actor Frank Welker is. While he provided the voice of Fred on Scooby-Doo, he also was the dulcet tones behind such Transformers greats as Megatron, Soundwave, Skywarp, Lazerbeak, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, and Buzzsaw. He voices Soundwave & Devastator in Fallen.
CGI or Flesh & Blood? You decide! (image: Google)

9: Megan Fox is in it. While there are rumors that she’s actually CGI-animated herself, Megan Fox is proving that she’s much more than just eye candy. She’s eye candy that can run really fast from giant CGI robots.

8: All right—for the ladies—Josh Duhamel is in it. It’s only fair. Look at that jawline! While Shia LaBeouf is the hero of Fallen, Josh is the beefcake.
Isn't he dreamy ladies? (image: Google)

7: Lots of things blow up. To put it simply, Michael Bay likes to destroy pretty much everything. Even if the plot is vacant (see: Bad Boys II) or if he’s slaughtering history (see: Pearl Harbor) there is always plenty of action. Not bad for a guy who used to direct Meat Loaf music videos.

6: It’ll knock The Proposal out of the Top 10 Box Office. Let’s put the shlock romantic comedies to bed for the rest of the year, or at least the remainder of the summer. First Fallen then G.I. Joe and Harry Potter are sure to keep them down for a while.

5: The Constructicons are in it. Remember this line of Decepticons? They were the best because if you got all six of the toys together, you could make Devastator. One of the best Transformers toys ever.
Also voiced by Welker. (image: Google)

Also voiced by Welker. (image: Hasbro)

4: Peter Cullen is still the voice of Optimus Prime. He damn well better be. The studio probably didn’t want to even bother considering a Transformers movie until Cullen signed on. The fan outcry when the first one was in the works was so huge, that there was no chance it would have made any money without him. Prime only has one voice.

3: It’s coming out in the middle of the week. Which means it’s not coming out on the weekend. Which means you’ll only have one night instead of three to see it before going into work the next day and being the only fanboy that hasn’t seen it. You really want to be that guy?

2: It’s not Wolverine. Which means it’s a movie full of giant space robots beating the crap out of each other. That is, no matter what happens you won’t be set up for disappointment.

1: There is no school. It’s summer. Your kids don’t need an excuse to be pulled out of school to go see a movie. You’re the only one that needs an excuse. And now you’ve got ten. Go get your kids and a couple giant tubs of popcorn and let me know how awesome it is… I don’t get out of work until five.